Thursday, November 02, 2006
Test Me

These are all the products of my boredom.


tests from sparknotes


the personality test


you are a healer (submissive extroverted concrete feeler)


caring, good with people, and patient. you are completely selfless and full of love. as a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. you understand and appreciate why you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself.


suffering in the world really pisses you off.


in relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. avoid all kinds of dominant people, especially in dating or marriage. you are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. if you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. the world's children need people like you.


on the rare occasions when you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.

the dateable test


you are 76% dateable


attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. call me. seduce me. not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. you put the "elation" back into "relationship."



tests from tickle


the american idol test


you're a natural superstar


when you step on stage, you shine. it's true - you look good in the limelight. there's nothing gimmicky or rehearsed about you, and your charismatic presence is honest and alluring - even if your only preparation involved years of singing in the shower. the competition had better beware - you've got talent, and you know how to use it. simply put, you make everything look easy.


you've got that star quality that draws people to you. a little bold determination and confidence don't hurt either. so it's no wonder you're going places whether it's as an american idol or the next international superstar. rock on!


the love test


you just love to love, don't you? we can tell that you're a die-hard romantic who appreciates the deep sentiment that loving, meaningful words and actions bring to life. love and romance go hand-in-hand for you, so you adore pouring on the terms of endearment, the hopeful promises, and the doting acts you think your fella deserves. whether you're in an idealistic and caring mood or being sweet, playful, and impulsive, you're a giving partner who's eager to express how excited you are about your relationship. for you, love is all about sharing your feelings and making your significant other feel cherished. after all, the more often you reassure him of the strength of your emotions, the better, right? and you love tapping your creative side to express how much he means to you and how important you think his needs are. congratulations - you really know how to celebrate your love.



is he the one?


go ahead and stop your search, because it looks like you've found "the one"! you are one lucky woman! destiny has brought you two together. all of your best qualities probably shine when you are around your man. and the same goes for him. the complementary nature of your relationship is one huge indication that he's perfect for you! even better - your responses indicate that you've found not only a romantic partner, but a great friend as well. nothing's better than finding both in one person.


there's no easy recipe for a long-lasting relationship, but you've somehow found the main ingredients. chemistry is definitely a great starter. then you just need to add some trust, communication, and respect. of course, a dollop of humor and a generous amount of romance make the meal much more satisfying. there are many more things you can add to make it better, but those extra ingredients depend on the needs of the relationship and the individuals involved. the two of you have clearly mastered the key elements and seem well on your way to building a loving, long-lasting relationship. congratulations!


the wedding date predictor


you will be married by saturday, july 7, 2007


on the social front, you are pretty serious marriage material. as you read this, forces beyond your control are aligning to put you on the altar with mr. right. it's you, girl. your number is up, and someone out there is just dying to pop you the question. there's no need to book a flight to vegas, but you might want to start thinking about your wedding gown.


emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. you show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." in any case, for mr. right, it's practically a done deal. he's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.



what kind of friend are you?


no one ever accused you of not having a soft side. and that's why friends flock to your sympathetic ear and well-thought-out advice. you are tuned in to the world around you, and you are always looking for ways to bring people together and enjoy each other's company.


while some people might have one or two close friends, you like to spread your wings and socialize with any number of people. you are open-hearted and free-spirited, making it easy for you to find common ground with anyone you meet. keep up the good work — everyone could use a friend like you.



what's your celebrity look?


forget fussy routines and beauty salons, you're all about the casual Look. for you, a freewheeling, low-maintenance lifestyle is a simple virtue. your sporty look comes complete with natural, feminine charm and a cute, sun-kissed glow that speaks volumes about your healthy approach to life. for you, looking good is never a chore, it just comes naturally. your spontaneous side is always open to new adventures, so your look is always good to go. something fun, like worn jeans and a sexy cotton tank top, is just your speed. for makeup, it's nothing too fancy - maybe some sheer gloss and light mascara to give you that last minute pulled-together look. and like all those famously casual girls next door, meg ryan, renee zellweger, and sandra bullock, your relaxed look is sure to turn a few heads wherever you go.



the love or money test


when it comes to love or money, you're a hopeless romantic


for richer? for poorer? it doesn't matter to you because you're the hopeless romantic. whether your sweetie is an oil baron or a grease monkey, it's all about until death do us part.


even if you haven't met "the one," you'll judge your soul mate by the love letters, roses, and foot massages - not the size of their bankroll. and even if their wallet is as fat as their sonnet collection, the toughest part of your relationship will be arguing over which charity to choose, who loves whom more, and who's the bigger schmoopie. and if that diamond ring turns brass, no biggie - your love is totally not-for-profit.



what color is your aura?


sapphire


people with blue auras feel everything strongly - you tend to get a little emotional at the drop of a hat. you're also deeply spiritual and introspective. matters of the heart, mind, and soul are important to you, and your waters run as deep as the ocean. nurturing by nature, you're likely a loving, supportive caretaker. that's why friends, family, and co-workers adore you. they know you're a good listener and always have great advice and a shoulder for them to cry on. in fact, if we had to find a fault, it's that you can be a tad too self-sacrificing. remember that it's okay to say no sometimes. you forgive everyone else for their weaknesses, so go ahead and forgive yourself for a little well-deserved selfishness. indulge your creative side and do something artsy, or just take a break from being the world's counselor. you'll come back refreshed and ready for more.



what zodiac sign should you be?


a scorpio


the planets are very complex. maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a scorpio. you're just like a water sign, which comes out in the way you're so in tune with your emotions and your intuitions. your symbol is a scorpion, which represents your secretive nature and your ability to emit a powerful poison when vengeful. a bundle of contradictions, you have the ability to demonstrate both the best and worst qualities that characterize human nature. generally, you are intense and passionate, yet stubborn and competitive. you use your intuition fearlessly, and you have a tendency to explore the nature of existence through the study of philosophy and religion. although it is difficult for you to trust others, whenever you finally do, the result is deep and powerful. on the downside, however, you must work hard to suppress your jealousy. your dedication, drive, and persistence will guarantee you success, and you are known and respected for your imagination and idealism.


what's your true color?


blue


you're blue - the most soothing shade of the spectrum. the color of a clear summer sky or a deep, reflective ocean, blue has traditionally symbolized trust, solitude, and loyalty. most likely a thoughtful person who values spending some time on your own, you'd rather connect deeply with a few people than have a bunch of slight acquaintances. luckily, making close friends isn't that hard, since people are naturally attracted to you - they're soothed by your calming presence. cool and collected, you rarely overreact. instead, you think things through before coming to a decision. that level-headed, thoughtful approach to life is patently blue - and patently you!



test from iq test


your iq test score is 143


100 the average iq score

120 smart enough to finish most college undergraduate level courses

130 entry level "genius" score

140 definitely genius level

150 less than 1/2 of 1% of all iq test takers achieve this score or higher